Bonus Celebrity Guest Post!

Just remember, there are things we don't know that we don't know. 

These things are called unknown unknowns, not just unknowns.

And if the things we don't know ever decide to get us, we'll all be in the shit and the world will come to an end.

Our only hope for peace and democracy and what we absolutely have to do no matter how much the liberals complain, is torture all the Arabs and everyone else until we find out what we don't know.

I stand for 10-12 hours in my office each day.

If I can do that to protect my country then the least some terrorist can do is be strung up, given electric shocks, suffocated and told that their family are or will be tortured and killed, so we can gather valuable information in the war on terror.

Now that's fair and if the American people don't think so and I have to resign so a different oily puppet can feed them the same shit, so be it. 

But I was and still am right.

We are winning the war on terror and the war in Iraq Afghanistan.

It's just going to take a few more generations.

But one day the people will look back and realise: they just didn't understand and I was right all along.

And when that day comes, I will gloat. 

   

 

Of course, I'll be too busy finding out the current unknown unknowns at that time and torturing people to keep them safe and secure and when I finally go to meet Jesus, he and all the people of the world will speak with a single voice, in chorus.

Rumsfeld, they'll say, you were right.

Want a free TV?

Hard and Green Rubbish Collection is on near my warren and there are hundreds of TVs sitting on the nature strips around me ... ... bit of a lagging economic indicator that our own fiat money stimulus in Oz [sick [sic]] was put to good use, but I put the fact that it took a year to throw them out down to a sign of the inherent guilt that the humans felt throwing out perfectly good TVs ... one house had four tvs outside it ... they even replaced their kids sets ... yes, the stimulus went to good use ...

... I also noticed a more current economic indicator bearing out the existence of the current bernank* we are experiencing ... all the copper power cords have been snipped off ...

... at the risk of sounding all Yes, Minister perhaps the people don't know how to best allocate their money. Alan Greenspan was wrong when he realised the flaw in his reality and the notion that humans cannot be trusted to act in their own self interest ... they do that well, just that they forget about the collective good-of-the-warren which allows for their own self interests to flourish. Or perhaps they are all vastly disinformed as to what is truly important ... ... perhaps I am ...

... wow, brain needing carrots ...

... what is this awakening ...

... could it be that ...

... nah, nothing, lost it ...

... so anyway, what was all that about carrots?

*a bernank - a period of global civil unrest, revolt and revolution resulting from commodity price increases following the printing of money by another state ...

[SockRatEz says: stupid humans]

[Greg the Bunny says: quick attribution - the Greenspan photo comes from http://maxkeiser.com/ ]

[Ferretous says: that's a great link to the Yes, Minister doc, thanks Bunny!]