A Brief Historical Interlude, To Clear The Palate

BUSH: "American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free it's people and to defend the world from grave danger." March 19, 2003 [1]

[Ferretous says: lol, in Hicks' day when you win the presidency "you go into this smokey room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum fucks who got you in there ... and this little film screen comes down ... and its a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before" ... in our time you meet the "twelve industrliaist capitalist scum fucks" prior to getting elected and then once in someone takes Air Force One for a low altitude spin over Ground Zero in New York]

OBAMA: "Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world." March 19, 2011 [2]

[WhiteyRound Eye says: I noticed with interest the date they launched this. The Pentagon loves their symbology in the use of dates. Why did they not wait one extra day to begin the air strikes?? They had waited so long as it was. It really would not have altered materially what has since transpired on the ground. But no they chose to launch the strike dead on the same day as the Iraq mess began. Bastards. Also on Bill Hicks' note on the fact we are getting fucked in the ass it brings to mind some classic scenes we saw in Brussels the other day as Belgium was also rocked by massive anti Austerity riots in the recent days:]

References:

[1] President George W. Bush's Address Announcing Operations To Disarm Iraq: http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/terrorism/bushiraq3.html

[2] U.S., Allies Launch Air Attacks On Libya: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/03/19/libya-bombing.html

[3] Complete List Of Which Countries Sold Weapons To Libya: http://www.zerohedge.com/article/complete-list-which-countries-sold-weapons-libya

Is Former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett Of Tulsa, Oklahoma, A Goatsucking Whorebot?

DISCLAIMER FOR NEW READERS:

Apparently Allegedly Ferretous has taken to referring to certain players in the current geopolitical theatre as being the children of mothers who are "goatsucking whores." I would like to take this opportunity to disagree with Ferretous and to state, in this highly public forum, that certain players in the current geopolitical theatre are not the children of mothers who are "goatsucking whores" but are themselves, in fact, "goatsucking whorebots" and I trust we can all see the important difference here. I would further like to take this opportunity to say: come on, whores are people too, you know? So let's not pick on whores, OK? And finally, if you are reading this article now because you googled "goatsucking whores" or "goatsucking whorebots" or "former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett Of Tulsa, Oklahoma" I would like to take this opportunity to say: welcome to Total Disinformation Awareness, you filthy disgusting pervert you. Of course I'm kidding, y'all bitches can google whatever you fucking want and there's nothing I can ever do to change that. That's what democracy means, dig it?

[Ferretous says: the drunken monkey lawyers have told me to point out that I was not in fact calling anyone a goat sucking whore but merely pointed out that it could well be the case and that no-one here has any evidence that it is not the case]

[SockRatEz says: so calling someone a whore is offensive to whores but calling someone a whorebot is not offensive to our sex robot sisters?]

[sparx says: well, that's a damn good call, SockRatEz, and it's so sensitive and enlightened of you to think about the fuckbots and their simulated feelings. So how about this, if any fuckbots are reading this AND feel offended AND leave a comment saying why they feel offended, I'll start issuing official apologies on a case by case basis. In fact, I suspect that issuing official apologies is about to become an ongoing theme on this blog. [#whatpoliticallycorrectcesspoolhaveiwadedintohere...?]]

[Tony Abbot (allegedly) says: Tony's Rule#1 - NEVER apologise ...]

[SockRatEz says: funnily enough Tony ... for once I agree!]

INTRODUCTION: A Moment Of Realisation [Or: Is Former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett Of Tulsa, Oklahoma, A Goatsucking Whorebot?]

Have you ever wondered if maybe former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett of Tulsa, Oklahoma is a goatsucking whorebot? I often have. Which is not to say that while writing this article I wasn't drawn into many long, awkward and painful debates with myself about democracy and the rule of law. I was. Specifically, I was drawn into many long, awkward and painful debates with myself about democracy and the rule of law and how it is applied in Kingfisher County, Tulsa, Oklahoma, by the United States government, via it's not inconsiderable manipulation of language. I would now like to engage in a long, awkward and painful debate about democracy and the rule of law and how it is applied in Kingfisher County, Tulsa, Oklahoma, by the United States government, via it's not inconsiderable manipulation of language, with reference to the writings of Walter Benjamin's Critique Of Violence and Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's The Illuminatus! Trilogy and I would like to state for the record that yes, former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett of Tulsa, Oklahoma is a goatsucking whorebot.

PART I: Democracy [Or: An Unfolding OF Miscalculations]

I would like to share some thoughts on democracy and the rule of law and the manipulation of language, with reference to Walter Benjamin's Critique of Violence. But first, in what I'm sure you will recognise as a shocking insight into the minds of our readers, it has recently occurred to me that many of you may be disinclined to share my thoughts on democracy and the rule of law and the manipulation of language [and, in fact, may not even read my thoughts on democracy and the rule of law and the manipulation of language at all and just skip to the bits about goatsucking whores] merely because you not have read Walter Benjamin's Critique of Violence.

And yet pish posh to that, I say. PISH POSH! Look what I've done for you:

Walter Benjamin's Critique of Violence In 26 Words:

"Do we want to buy into democracy and the rule of law?"

"No, we do not want to buy into democracy and the rule of law."

- sparx [2010]

And now that we are all up to speed, here are some common assumptions about democracy and the rule of law:

1] justice is blind

2] the law applies to everyone equally

3] everyone is responsible for enforcing the rule of law

So, as I am not the first to point out, "democracy" is the internalisation of the rule of law, as can be seen by the paranoia about individuals who are thought to be breaking the law, such as individuals who use cannabis.

Basic Marxism states that the ideology of the ruling class becomes the ideology of the people, whereby the ruling class establish a law against the use of cannabis and the people obey the law against the use of cannabis. And people like Noam Chompsky and [far less boringly] Robert Anton Wilson take it further and say that the ideology of the ruling class becomes the reality of the people. RA Wilson uses cannabis as an example:

His words came through muffled. "It isn't only political power that grows out of the barrel of a gun. So does a whole particular definition of reality. A set and the action that has to happen on that particular set and on no other."

"Don't be so bloody patronising," I objected, looking around a corner in time and realising this was the night I would be maced. "That's just Marx: the ideology of the ruling class becomes the ideology of the whole society."

"Not just the ideology, the reality." He lowered his handkerchief. "This was a public park until they changed the definition. Now the guns have changed the reality: it isn't a public park. There is more than one kind of magic."

"Just like the enclosure acts," I said hollowly. "One day the land belonged to the people, the next day it belonged to the landlords."

"And like the narcotics act," he added. "A hundred thousand harmless junkies became criminals overnight by act of congress in 1927. Ten years later, in 1937, all the potheads in the country became criminals overnight by act of congress. And they really were criminals when the papers were signed. The guns proved it. Walk away from those guns waving a joint and refuse to halt when they tell you to, their imagination will become your reality in a second."

- Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea; The Illuminatus! Trilogy; Bantam Doubleday Dell Publishing 1975 [1998 reprint.]

So, I'm sure your asking yourself, what's this got to do with that goatsucking whorebot former Kingfisher County Judge Susie Pritchett Of Tulsa, Oklahoma and me? Let's see what this reputable, mainstream news source has to say about it.