Bonus Celebrity Guest Post!

Just remember, there are things we don't know that we don't know. 

These things are called unknown unknowns, not just unknowns.

And if the things we don't know ever decide to get us, we'll all be in the shit and the world will come to an end.

Our only hope for peace and democracy and what we absolutely have to do no matter how much the liberals complain, is torture all the Arabs and everyone else until we find out what we don't know.

I stand for 10-12 hours in my office each day.

If I can do that to protect my country then the least some terrorist can do is be strung up, given electric shocks, suffocated and told that their family are or will be tortured and killed, so we can gather valuable information in the war on terror.

Now that's fair and if the American people don't think so and I have to resign so a different oily puppet can feed them the same shit, so be it. 

But I was and still am right.

We are winning the war on terror and the war in Iraq Afghanistan.

It's just going to take a few more generations.

But one day the people will look back and realise: they just didn't understand and I was right all along.

And when that day comes, I will gloat. 

   

 

Of course, I'll be too busy finding out the current unknown unknowns at that time and torturing people to keep them safe and secure and when I finally go to meet Jesus, he and all the people of the world will speak with a single voice, in chorus.

Rumsfeld, they'll say, you were right.

A Brief Historical Interlude, To Clear The Palate

BUSH: "American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free it's people and to defend the world from grave danger." March 19, 2003 [1]

[Ferretous says: lol, in Hicks' day when you win the presidency "you go into this smokey room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum fucks who got you in there ... and this little film screen comes down ... and its a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before" ... in our time you meet the "twelve industrliaist capitalist scum fucks" prior to getting elected and then once in someone takes Air Force One for a low altitude spin over Ground Zero in New York]

OBAMA: "Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world." March 19, 2011 [2]

[WhiteyRound Eye says: I noticed with interest the date they launched this. The Pentagon loves their symbology in the use of dates. Why did they not wait one extra day to begin the air strikes?? They had waited so long as it was. It really would not have altered materially what has since transpired on the ground. But no they chose to launch the strike dead on the same day as the Iraq mess began. Bastards. Also on Bill Hicks' note on the fact we are getting fucked in the ass it brings to mind some classic scenes we saw in Brussels the other day as Belgium was also rocked by massive anti Austerity riots in the recent days:]

References:

[1] President George W. Bush's Address Announcing Operations To Disarm Iraq: http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/terrorism/bushiraq3.html

[2] U.S., Allies Launch Air Attacks On Libya: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/03/19/libya-bombing.html

[3] Complete List Of Which Countries Sold Weapons To Libya: http://www.zerohedge.com/article/complete-list-which-countries-sold-weapons-libya

Is General Petraeus' Mother a goat sucking whore?

I was debating with myself whether to post this or simply put it on the News Leads but in the end I can't let this blatant and disgusting disinformation go unchallenged ...

In one single attack recently the US murdered up to about 65 people in NE Afghanistan. The bastards have the gaul to try to spin the massacre. Petraeus apparently told President Karzai that the locals have been exaggerating claims of deaths and injuries and that in some instances the parents of the injured children probably burned their kids hands and feet to put blame on the US.

Admiral Smith continued the line saying ''We have observed increased reporting of children being disciplined by having their hands and feet dipped into boiling water. No one is claiming this is the case in this instance, but it may well be.''

Well Admiral people have said that your and David's mothers turn tricks on the corners of Mexico and that they suck goats and fuck horses for money. No one here is claiming this is the case, but it may well be. Who knows mate, who knows.

[HappyAppleStarlight says: but we love David don't we, he saved us in Iraq with the magic surge which won the war right? I mean check out this picture of the man]

[SockRatEz says: idiot!]


[WhiteyRound Eye says: Hahaha yeah we WON that war. You mean the Iraq that we left behind that is now being wracked with civil uprising and massacres of unarmed protesters by its US and Australian trained Police Forces? You mean Petraeus saved us by giving us THAT Iraq? LOL]

[Greg the Bunny says: keep an eye on the skies today Ferretous, the noise you will hear is a soft hum coming from above]

[sparx says: it's becoming increasingly obvious that we're gonna have to start a new drinking game, so every time Ferretous makes a reference to horses &/or horsefucking, everyone just mix yourself a moscow mule & shut the fuck up.]

[Admiral Smith's mother (allegedly) says: It was only one time, I swear! What, would you rather I went on welfare or something? Cut a hard working single mom some slack already!]

[Ferretous says: okay okay ... so I consulted our crack legal team of drunken monkeys ... I'll let them hand down their brief]

[Druknen Monkye Laywrs say: yup s'fine, todaly fine ... you didn't say/claim anything yourself but just reported on chatter in the public domain ... still, won't save you from an extra-judicial TF373 drone attack! HA HA HA ... burp spew ... ]

[Tony Abbot (allegedly) says: Hey come ON Petraeus is probably right. We know those Afghans don't look after their children. Look at how they refuse to be a part of the glorious booming economy we have left their country with. Instead they flee claiming they are being carpet bombed and massacred by death squads and turn up off the coast of Australia just so they can kill their own children by throwing them overboard and the like. We know that all primates down to the lowly Macaque have a parental instinct to protect their own children at all costs. But not the evil Moosis with the Laser Beam Eyes!! Oh no they somehow are completely different!! Its like space magic and stuff!! Jebus said so!]