Bonus Celebrity Guest Post!

Just remember, there are things we don't know that we don't know. 

These things are called unknown unknowns, not just unknowns.

And if the things we don't know ever decide to get us, we'll all be in the shit and the world will come to an end.

Our only hope for peace and democracy and what we absolutely have to do no matter how much the liberals complain, is torture all the Arabs and everyone else until we find out what we don't know.

I stand for 10-12 hours in my office each day.

If I can do that to protect my country then the least some terrorist can do is be strung up, given electric shocks, suffocated and told that their family are or will be tortured and killed, so we can gather valuable information in the war on terror.

Now that's fair and if the American people don't think so and I have to resign so a different oily puppet can feed them the same shit, so be it. 

But I was and still am right.

We are winning the war on terror and the war in Iraq Afghanistan.

It's just going to take a few more generations.

But one day the people will look back and realise: they just didn't understand and I was right all along.

And when that day comes, I will gloat. 

   

 

Of course, I'll be too busy finding out the current unknown unknowns at that time and torturing people to keep them safe and secure and when I finally go to meet Jesus, he and all the people of the world will speak with a single voice, in chorus.

Rumsfeld, they'll say, you were right.